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Forralt bor:

1 üveg fehér bor, fél üveg víz, cukor, fahéj (én őrölttel szeretem), szegfűszeg (egész),
citromféj (nem reszelve egészbe egy kb. 5 cm darab), 1 narancs szigorúan fehér mentesen, karikázva, és a héja (fehér mentesen hámozva) 

Szentesén előkerült dolgok:

Dagmar egy vicce: 

An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in
English with three main words: green, pink and yellow..

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow
sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink
day.."

The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,
a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panter on TV..

Last was the Indian, : "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
"green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow"